yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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