nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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