Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
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