Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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