So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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