Where is the hickey?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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