her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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