Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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