For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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