can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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