didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Only a mothe r could love this liver
i can't believe i had my finger in that
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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