He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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