Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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