just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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