Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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