So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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