I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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