I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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