Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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