I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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