Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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