Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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