I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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