And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
