She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
the raccoons are back...
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