She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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