My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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