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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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