I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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