Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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