this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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