if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
