How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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