dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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