if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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