guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
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