I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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