Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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