i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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