I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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