She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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