we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize