so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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