I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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