Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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