Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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