I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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