matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
wow bdsm is so cute
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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