Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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