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(519): View more from Ontario

I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.

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(646): View more from New York

I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night

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(917): View more from New York City

My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."

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(315): View more from New York

hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.

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(224): View more from Illinois

You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T

(603): View more from New Hampshire

If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does

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