I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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