Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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