Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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