could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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