I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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