Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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